Cloudstrider

Hey, Michael Jackson died.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/0 ... index.html

While we're at it:

Onion: Michael Jackson Found Dead (from 2005).

PS: Farrah Fawcett is dead too. And Ed McMahon.

They're dropping like flies.

OMG! IT'S GLOBAL WARMING!!!

June 25th was my birthday. Some people love to point out the celebrities who were born on the same date (month and day, not necessarily year). I never found many that interested me, but I was always thrilled to point out that Custer was killed on June 25th. It's pretty awesome. And now I can add Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson to the list. I looked things up, and I see that Michel Foucault and Jacques Cousteau also died on June 25th. I think this bunch would make a fucking awesome pack of zombies. They'd make a very well-balanced team with their complementary skills.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 01033.html

TV Pitchman Billy Mays is dead too. Who will products such as OxyClean, Orange-Glo, and the SQV Ultimate Ladder turn to now?

I seem more upset over the death of Billy Mays than any of those other bums. I'm definitely more shocked by it -- he was the picture of a healthy hard-working American. He will be missed.

As for his replacement, the "sham-wow" guy must be dancing in the streets (even though he can't do that all day). Surely this is a sign of where our nation is heading...