Searching Wikipedia for "Ow My Balls" (a brilliant show featured in Idiocracy) netted this wonderful bio:

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Dean Windass (born 1 April 1969 in Hull, England) is an English footballer who plays as a striker for his hometown club, Hull City.
Windass started his professional career at Hull after working as a builder. He has also played for Aberdeen, Oxford United, Bradford City, Middlesbrough, Sheffield Wednesday and Sheffield United. He is seen as a controversial player, once being sent off three times in a game for Aberdeen as well as grabbing another opponent's testicles while at Bradford, but also is Bradford City's third highest scorer of all-time. . . .